T H E E L E V A T O R
is always in
S E R V I C E
and it doesn’t matter so much
W H O
purses the Buttons
as it does
WHICH FLOOR YOU DECIDE TO GET OFF. . .
I flat out got my BUTTONS pushed this past week
My FUSE
not only got lit
I found out painfully just how short it was
on this particular day
because of this SCRUPULOUS Reason. . .
WHAT CLOGS YOUR DRAIN. . .
I RE-DISCOVERED what stopped mine up
to less than a trickle. . .
I was asked to do the funeral for
a person I had never met:
N O R M A L
I got at the funeral home to meet with the family I had never met:
N O R M A L
I talked with the Funeral Director for any additional information about the Person:
N O R M A L
He told me the reason the family asked for someone they had never met to conduct the services of their loved one:
M E
Was because the family’s minister, when called by the Funeral Director to ask about his availability for the service told the Director that the Deceased had not paid his Church Pledge and he would be glad to conduct the Services FOR $650.00 because the HE IS RUNNING A BUSINESS AND NOT A CHARITY. . .
ALL OF MY BUTTONS GOT PUSHED/JAMMED simultaneously
ALL OF MY BELLS AND WHISTLES screamed
ALL OF MY FLAGS went high up/off the Poles
ALL OF MY LIGHTS went Red Flashing
ALL OF MY WEAKEST LINKS snapped
E V E R Y T H I N G
I despise about Organized Religion
went off like an ongoing 4th of July Firework Session
gone amok. . .
I was way past
I N C E N S E
a n d straight to the dark heart of
I N C E N S E D
and then we were in the service
and his friend stood up and Eulogized him so perfectly
and it h i t me:
I am not THE CARING CATALYST. . .
but I am A CARING CATALYST
and as it turns out
a not so perfect Caring Catalyst. . .
T R U T H:
I A M P E R F E C T L Y I M P E R F E C T
and one of the Biggest Hypocrites I’ve ever known. . .
Here I am espousing all of this
Peace on Earth
Goodwill
Forgive
Give no matter what
All of this:
and even more of
and dashes and doses of
and pinches of
I come to RE-DISCOVER:
I A M P E R F E C T L Y I M P E R F E C T
Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst:
So is everyone E l s e. . .
E V E R Y O N E
P E R I O D
I on/off stewed
I on/off complained
I on/off retold
I on/off obsessed
over this
all-too-live-all-too-real-button-pushing-bell-whistle-blowing-red-light-blaring
s t o r y
and this poor excuse of a Caring Catalyst
who is most
P E R F E C T L Y I M P E R F E C T
came to this humble-less-than-ever-honest-with-himself:
S E R V E T H E U N D E S E R V I N G
o r
S E R V E N O O N E
No
if’s
an’s
but’s
or’s
unless’s
excepts
until’s
Join me
You Perfectly Imperfects
JOIN ME
JOIN ME, JOIN ME, JOIN ME, JOIN ME, JOIN ME, JOIN ME, JOIN ME, JOIN ME, JOIN
m e
Let’s be Pieces of the Puzzle
who come together
and become better as
ONE
than we could ever be
by our PERFECTLY IMPERFECT SELVES
SERVING THE UNDESERVING
. . .THAT’S not so much thinking out of the box. . .
IT’S O B L I T E R A T I N G IT
And the Biggest Discovery Since one of Columbus’s might be
Let your Imperfect YOU
J O I N
My Imperfect ME
The SERVED
is not always the DESERVED. . .
LET’S SERVE THEM ANYWAY