If you receive an email entitled

“B   E   D   T   I   M   E   S, ”

d  e  l  e  t  e

IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it.

Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive,

but it will also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.

It reprograms your ATM access code,

screws up the tracking on your DVR

and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD’s

you attempt to play.

It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer….

FOR GOD’S SAKE,

A  R  E      Y  O  U      L  I  S  T  E  N  I  N  G ? ?

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting

company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair

and your Nair with Rogaine.

If the   “Bedtimes”   message opened in a Windows 7 environment,

it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub.   .   .

(even when you swear you unplugged it and went back into the house to check it twice)

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. . .

or worse–soy that pretend to be rice.

******* W  A  R  N      A  S      M  A  N  Y      P  E  O  P  L  E      A  S      Y  O U      C A N *******

And if you don’t send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you’ll burp

so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front

of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to

everyone …if you are Superstitious, this is a….

Have you ever received an email or a warning like this?  Scary, stuff, huh?

I’ve come to see the ABSURDITY of ABSURDITY.

Hold the remote a certain way

and keep the volume on 16 or 18 and your team will

N      E     V      E     R           L     O     S     E !

Wear your blue blazer when you give a presentation and you’ll nail it every time.

Listen to a particular song. . .

Read a certain passage. . .

Go out the Front door

but always come in through the back entrance.    .    .

Count to 10 if you leave the house

but have to come back in because you forgot something.      .      .

Always sit in the same seat at Church. . .

Lace your shoes a certain way,

or actually wear one pair for one activity

and another pair for an entirely

hoped-for-outcome.      .      .

There’s a very thin,

almost nonexistent line between what

FATE

SUPERSTITION

KARMA

FAITH

are all about.

But maybe.       .       .

maybe it’s really true:

IF YOU THINK, BY DOING SOMETHING, WILL ACTUALLY ALLOW OR PREVENT A DESIRED OUTCOME–

IT  D O E S.       .       .

doesn’t it?

Y   O   U       A   R   E       A   L   L       T   H   E       L   U   C   K

that’s ever necessary!

Wait.      .      .

are you snickering?

No worries!

I’ve got a candle for you to burn

I’ve got water for you to drink

I’ve got socks you can wear

I’ve got an empty wallet for you to open

while you spin in a circle during a full moon,

chanting:

“FILL’ER UP, FILL’ER UP, FILL’ER UP. . . .”

It’s a Virus

—-a nasty one!

D     O           N     O     T           C     A      T     C     H           I     T.       .       .

Then again…

maybe that’s the only true way of getting

R            I            D

of   it–

F          O          R          E          V          E          R !