WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT?
All stupid laws, wiped from the Books. . .
We’ve all seen them before, haven’t we?
Books have been written; documentaries produced:
STUPID LAWS
In Wheeler, Missouri, young girls are never allowed to walk a tightrope–Unless it’s in Church.
You must believe in God to be elected into office in Tennessee.
In Leecreek, Arkansas, no one is allowed to attend Church in any red-colored garment.
It’s illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7:00 p.m. in Oklahoma.
Turtle races are not permitted within one-hundred yards of a local church at any time in Slaughter, Louisiana.
In Oxford, Ohio, it’s unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.
Please. . .PLEASE, I beg of you, DO NOT even think of tickling a woman under her chin with a feather duster, in Church while in Blackwater, Kentucky unless you want to hear the Judge’s gavel come slamming down as he pronounces a $100 penalty and one full day in jail.
Ludicrous, huh?
I’ve just mentioned a few that GOOGLE could provide a GAGGLE more for you.
IF WRITING IT DOWN IN A LAW BOOK COULD MAKE IT–LAW–COULD WE LEGISLATE
love
compassion
empathy
kindness
sympathy
peace
fulfilled dreams
answered prayers
____________________________________. . . .
Questionable. . .
Doubtful there could ever be laws enacted that would benefit the world–us–in such a way we would dare not break for fear of imprisonment.
Hmmmmmm of the Day: WE ARE IMPRISONED–Legislated or not–when we are not observers/keepers of the LAW of
LOVE
Compassion
Empathy
Kindness
Sympathy
Peace
Fulfilled Dreams
Answered Prayers
Would we dare risk, penalty, imprisonment, death, NOT OBSERVING/KEEPING such Laws?
Until WE HAVE. . .
we won’t. . . .
Never has the slamming of the gavel been more alarmingly L O U D
. . .and we more guilty.
DUCK…
The Book is in mid-air; long been thrown; it’s aim exact and ohhhhh,
it’s going to leave a mark.
Wouldn’t it be great?
Legislating the Un-Legisltable?
We can’t be imprisoned for not observing such laws and yet, we can never fully be free until we live otherwise.
Bonnie Juzenas says
So, Chuck…your stuff always starts off kind of funny, tongue in cheek. Then, BLAM…truth. I love it. Your words inspire me. Thank you, my friend.
Our pastor said in a sermon one Sunday, that the barrister at Starbucks always says, “be good out there” as he is leaving. I often think of that when I leave the house. We need to be good out there. We have to be. Blessings, Bonnie
ChuckBehrens says
It’s true, Bonnie…we need to be GOOD OUT THERE…and IN HERE, too